Shura Media

Zarqawi is hitting the lecture circuit, according to his publicists with the The Media Commission of The Mujahidin Shura Council in Iraq.

The Media Commission announced:

“Soon, the Media Commission of The Mujahidin Shura Council will present a series of lectures, ‘Has the Story of the Rejectionists Reached Thee’ by Shaykh Abu Mus’ab al-Zarqawi, may God protect him, the commander of al-Qa’ida Organization in the Land of the Two Rivers.”

Zarqawi’s publicists did not release the dates, times or locations of the lectures.

The lectures will be available on-line and copies will be delivered to Al-Jazeera for rebroadcast in the Western media.

11 Responses to “Shura Media”

  1. Richard Dickison (Muj Killer) Says:

    Guess what? Zarqawi won’t be delivering any lectures except in hell !

  2. Muj Killer Says:

    Guess what? Zarqawi was not protected by Allah when the US Air Force rained hell on him. Guess US Air Force is greater than Allah.

  3. Muj Killer Says:

    Allah must have been asleep when the F-16 dropped 1000 # bombs on Zarqawi the other day. Maybe he will be asleep when Bin Ladin ventures out of his rat hole. By the way, Mohammed was a pedifile.

  4. Muj Killer Says:

    This is Mohammed —> (:)+===

  5. Muj Killer Says:

    This is Mohammed and Zarqawi in hell ———-> (8)==+===[ (:)={[{/{=[
    Funny, I don’t see any virgins offering them cold water

  6. Muj Killer Says:

    ==> (:)==+==[ Mohammed without his turbin, he bequethed it to Illinois Senator Dick Turbin Durbin.

  7. Muj Killer Says:

    ——–> Rep John Murtha with his head up is rear ( o )

  8. Muj Killer Says:

    Mujahidin Shura Council will pay for Our 101st Airborne troopers’ torture and death. If they are not annilated we should execute every terrorist detainee in reprisal….. Why the US Military does not sanction reprisals for murder of our troops is the reason we will not win an assymetrical war. We are considered soft because of all our humanitarian bull shit.
    General Sherman had it right in the War between the States: War is cruel, the more cruel the shorter it will be”…George and Don need to grow a pair and get the job done by unleashing our troops to do what they are trained to do: break things and kill muj!!!!!

  9. Muj Killer Says:

    In the name of Allah, what does the American Media mean by claiming that the two 101st Airborne Troopers taken captive and tortured before they were killed should not have been in the area “since it was so dangerous”….duhhh…it is a war zone. What is there about w-a-r z-o-n-e that Behind the TIME, NEWS WEAKLY, U.S. NEWS & WORLD RETORTS AND THE OLD YORK TIMES do not understand ?

  10. Muj Killer Says:

    I propose a group of American Mercenaries not tied to political correctness and diplomatic bull shit go into Iraq and assasinate every Muj leader or his family (shoot on site). I guarantee Iraq would become peaceful in 3 months, then Mr. Murtha, we can leave Iraq in good hands and leave WITH honor !

  11. Muj Killer Says:

    How about “test firing” a 500 mg neutron tipped missile at N.Korea’s capital while Kim Il is drinking rice beer and smoking his turkish cigarettes?

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